The bible it isn't one book it's a emalgermation of many book with many more left out. The book of Enoch is one theseEnoch gets to go to heaven have a wander round check out a few sight, think of it like a heavenly version of cribs. Its a shame FB wasn't around then as we could are like or leave bitchey comments on gods shit " clean your clouds" " those pearly gates aren't real pears" " that harp music is so lame, isn't Elvis up their use your assets god "

Another book that was left out of the bible is called the apocalypse of Peter in this book one of well over twenty books that someone decide to leave out to be honest you see why it starts getting really surreal first Jesus gets resurrected from the dead and as he leaves his tomb/cave the cross follows him out . Yep you heard me look it up i'm not bullshitting you a wooden cross follows him out Jesus turns to it and says

" this is trippy as fuck, I though Disney Fantasia was weird with all those dancing mops and buckets this takes the biscuit though "

ok that bit i made up he really turns and says to a wooden fucking cross

" were have you been, what have you been doing have you been preaching to the souls that have been departed" the cross says " yes" I mean we all no what planks of wood are like very unsociable and unresponsive

I can just image the meeting were the powers that be who were decide which bits gets left In the bible I can see one guy standing up and kicking off saying

" look guys, we've had the water into wine thing, did I complaint ? NO, then the Adam rib thing that we makes a female out of, I don't say a word. Bob wanted a fucking talking snake in their, he got a fucking talking snake and now you want a talking, walking cross doing Jesus PR while he's having a few days off being dead come on guys. This isn't fiction"

Which bring me to this little point who edited the bible and yes everyone agrees it was edited like I said so many books were left out. So who got that job ? No one really knows. But this is what i do know for certain it was a person, and those people have the usually traits humans have, biase and generally fuck up ness us humans come with that and were not exactly known as being totally fair when it comes to shit like this . Anyway enough of this my bookshelves giving me shit it's got a foul mouth, I've got to go straighten it out.

Wishing the owl king him self Wesley TheImmortal Murch the best of luck in his main events fight at cage warriors today. Heres the link to watch the link to watch the event http://tiny.cc/5toi7w


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